Casino Gambling Puns
Weather we’re winning or losing, we all have some anecdotes or funny gambling stories to share. This time around, we’ve decided to look for the most hilarious gambling jokes and casino puns, so these are the best gambling anecdotes that we’ve come across. A: In a casino, you really mean it! Q: How can you tell if a poker player is bluffing? A: His chips are moving. Q: When is the only time you split tens in BlackJack? A: When the table is full and your buddies need a seat. Q: What kind of shark is always gambling? A: A CardShark Q: Why isn't gambling allowed in Africa? A: Because of all the cheetahs.
They told me “you gotta know how to hold em, and how to fold em.”
🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️Dad out.
... why do they call it para-dice?
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I bet them I could go longer than them without gambling.
'Did you win?' he asked.
'Of course not,' I replied. 'We didn't even run.'
you poker
this is because its clearly nacho lucky day if you lost that much
'You're no better yourself!' he snapped.
I said, 'Exactly. That's why I don't encourage it.'
High steaks
Too many damn cheetahs.
Me: How did you like Atlantic City?
Dad: It was great! I came home with a small fortune!
Me: Wow! How did you manage that?
Dad: Well, I left home with a large fortune.
My friend was just about done gambling and he said this.
Friend: well I guess I'm done.Dealer: alright I can color you up if you want.friend gives the dealer his chipsFriend: I'm going to need what Obama promised us Americans?Dealer: what?Friend:'change'Dealer:....
Our other friend started laughing too hard and had to leave the area.
Because there are too many cheetahs.
(got this from my dad, in a chain email no less.)
Do Las Vegas churches accept gambling chips?
This may come as a surprise to those of you not living in Las Vegas , but there are more Catholic churches than casinos.
Not surprisingly, some worshipers at Sunday services will give casino chips rather than cash when the basket is passed.
Since they get chips from many different casinos, the churches have devised a method to collect the offerings.
The churches send all their collected chips to a nearby Franciscan monastery for sorting and then the chips are taken to the casinos of origin and cashed in.
This is done by the chip monks!
Too many Cheetahs!
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They told me “you gotta know how to hold em, and how to fold em.”
🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️Dad out.
... why do they call it para-dice?
I bet them I could go longer than them without gambling.
'Did you win?' he asked.
'Of course not,' I replied. 'We didn't even run.'
you poker
this is because its clearly nacho lucky day if you lost that much
'You're no better yourself!' he snapped.
I said, 'Exactly. That's why I don't encourage it.'
High steaks
Too many damn cheetahs.
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Me: How did you like Atlantic City?
Dad: It was great! I came home with a small fortune!
Me: Wow! How did you manage that?
Dad: Well, I left home with a large fortune.
My friend was just about done gambling and he said this.
Friend: well I guess I'm done.Dealer: alright I can color you up if you want.friend gives the dealer his chipsFriend: I'm going to need what Obama promised us Americans?Dealer: what?Friend:'change'Dealer:....
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Our other friend started laughing too hard and had to leave the area.
Because there are too many cheetahs.
(got this from my dad, in a chain email no less.)
Do Las Vegas churches accept gambling chips?
Casino Gambling Usgamex
This may come as a surprise to those of you not living in Las Vegas , but there are more Catholic churches than casinos.
Casino Gambling United States
Not surprisingly, some worshipers at Sunday services will give casino chips rather than cash when the basket is passed.
Since they get chips from many different casinos, the churches have devised a method to collect the offerings.
The churches send all their collected chips to a nearby Franciscan monastery for sorting and then the chips are taken to the casinos of origin and cashed in.
This is done by the chip monks!
Too many Cheetahs!
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